They Call the Cows Mad

Reports all over the media about the contaminated cat food. The dogs didn’t escape either. It was in their bacon flavoured treats. Good boy Fido. Good bye.

The human interest stories, pictured empty collars, and teary-eyed former pet owners. The pets. Their organs failed.

The wheat flour was spiked with plastic, parading as soya. We heard about the pet food, but we had eaten the fish before we heard about the fish food. How the fish were fed the same food, and we were fed the same fish.

They told us, as we were choking up our old fish, that we needn’t have bothered. It is a chain of events, but not the food chain they say.

… and they call the cows mad.