Tuesday, December 28, 2010

One Cup

For Christmas I was given a book, Canning, Freezing, Storing Garden Produce (1977) published by the US Department of Agriculture. It is an excellent guide. I highly recommend it. It isn’t over cautious like many of the books of this kind, and it explains some of the reasons why you should heat process pickles (something I haven’t done but I will consider doing now).


Like all books of this kind, it talks a lot about botulism. Botulism occurs when non-acidic fruits and vegetables are not processed correctly. In this guide they say that one cup of botulism is enough to kill the entire world. It reminds me of a home economics class. The instructor said that one cup of licorice extract was enough to colour the great lakes.


Just one cup and the world ends and the lakes turn a waxy black shade.

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

A Gardener's Lament


It is a sad time of year for a gardener. All around you is death. Sure, the optimistic people will take this opportunity to point out that spring will come, and a new season of gardening will arrive, and all that is dead will be born again. But right now, all I can see is death all around me.

When I look at my garden I see the skeletal remains of the bean house looming over me. All my dahlias are dead, they are blackened and leaning over some are lying prone on the ground.


I am pursued by regret. I should have picked their last flowers. Now, there are no more flowers left in the garden. What about my frozen kale, leeks and broccoli. Will they survive? Should I have covered them? Why did I fail them so?


I don’t deserve to be called a gardener.


My larder is empty. All the potatoes are gone. There is no more fresh fruit or vegetables to pick from the garden. I must now shop for my greens, and even in the stores, the only good choices are the cole crops and girl cannot live on cole alone. I know this because I have tried.


And the sky is grey.