New Resident

A pigeon has moved onto the partition between my balcony and my neighbour's. He is a very disturbing sort of pigeon, and in all justice, it must be said that my neighbour is a disturbing sort of neighbour. Both pigeon and neighbour make ghastly sounds, the pigeon a sort of wheezing noise and my neighbour has periodic screaming attacks which end in a long drawn out "nooooononono". They often start up around 5:30 am. I can't decide which is worse, so I don't bother thinking about it too much. If I can't make my neighbour go, I figure I should let the pigeon alone too.